he's armed and clever!: Archive

June 2013

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

Jun 7, 201348,142 notes

#i will fund this entire project #omg #yep but i queue it brilliantly

Jun 7, 201350,131 notes

#the devil is beating his wife #i can't #that was an actual option that enough people picked to see the color #huh #yep but i queue it brilliantly

Jun 7, 2013696 notes

#dear lord #oscar #angela #the office #best

Jun 7, 201329,919 notes

#don't look #just turn away #nothing to see here #ecclesex #doctor who #nine #yep but i queue it brilliantly

Jun 7, 201318,157 notes

#JESUS FUCK #MISHA #SPN

Jun 6, 201331,288 notes

#W #O #ST #DOCTOR WHO #EVEN MY TAGS ARE SCREAMING #yep but i queue it brilliantly

Jun 6, 20136,937 notes

#bb #cas #spn #yep but i queue it brilliantly

Jun 6, 201313,703 notes

#i demand past au #i demand it right now #doctor who #matt smith #jlc #yep but i queue it brilliantly

Jun 6, 20132,645 notes

#send help #star trek #otp: spork #yep but i queue it brilliantly

Jun 6, 20138,657 notes

#fave #superwholock

Jun 6, 20132 notes

#rachel x university #doctor who

May 2013

May 20, 201313,150 notes

#ugh so perfect #perfect movie #perfect everything #star trek

May 7, 201322,124 notes

#I NEVER NOTICED #JESUS #DW #ELEVEN #OMG

May 4, 20132,393 notes

#ugh i love clara so much #souffle girl #otp: souffle girl and chin boy #dw

May 2, 20138,095 notes

#i'm cry #au #sherlock #dw

May 2, 20138,525 notes

#jesus #reverseverse #destiel #spn

April 2013

Apr 18, 2013159 notes

#PLEASE HELP ME #I AM FEELS #HARMONY #HP #ITS MY SONG #JUST THE GIRL #BY THE CLICK 5 #TWELVE YEAR OLD ANTHEM #WHEN I SPENT THE SUMMERS WITH RADIO DISNEY ON MY TV DANCING THROUGH THE HOUSE #AND EVERY HOUR THE CHA CHA SLIDE WOULD COME ON #AND YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DANCED IT #EVERY FUCKING TIME #TWO HOPS THIS TIME #TAKE IT BACK NOW Y'ALL

Play

Apr 15, 2013133,213 notes

#JFC HOW #OMG

Apr 9, 20133,643 notes

#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #lotr #aragorn #viggo mortensen

Apr 9, 201388,327 notes

#oh shatner #star trek #best

Play

Apr 9, 2013246,910 notes

#what just happened #omg

Apr 9, 201319,558 notes

#DONE #LIFE OVER #DW #50TH #edit: apparently cosplayers #which would make sense because matt's not wearing that suit anymore for the 50th #but still really good cosplayers y/y

twocodependentbrothers:

alibabakun:

we’ve all read a fanfic that was so disturbing it changed ur life

i don’t know what you’re talking about

Apr 9, 2013107,964 notes

#for fuck's sake what did i just read #chrissy #chrissy help i think it's bizarro fiction #christinaheimbach

Apr 9, 201317,618 notes

#nvm my life is just over because susan #susan #dw #eleven #one

Apr 9, 20132,337 notes

#I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?! #otp: souffle girl and chin boy #eleven #souffle girl #dw

Apr 9, 201362,468 notes

#oh dear #matt smith #eleven #dw #derp

Apr 9, 201328,008 notes

#I AM SO?! #LDKSJFOWIJFW #dw #matt smith #50th

Apr 9, 2013152,188 notes

#fave part of that movie #also tags lol #national treasure

Apr 9, 20134,706 notes

#always on my blog #dw #potw #nine #rose mother fucking tyler

Apr 9, 20131,526 notes

#beautiful #dw

Apr 9, 20132,610 notes

#otp: she's my plus one #nine #rose mother fucking tyler #dw #dalek #faaaaave episodeeeee

Apr 9, 201310,298 notes

#jesus #doctor feels #eleven #dw

Apr 8, 20134,827 notes

#avengers #iron man #tony stark

Apr 7, 201321,276 notes

#just fuckin done okay #rings of akhaten #dw #spoilers #otp: i believe in her

So I just got done with Rings of Akhaten. Love Clara, don’t know what to do with myself, am an emotional wreck, etc.

Also, HE MENTIONED SUSAN. LIKE, EXPLICITLY. “MY GRANDDAUGHTER.” PLEASE HELP I CANNOT WITH THIS.

Apr 7, 20132 notes

#dw #rings of akhaten

Apr 7, 201324,226 notes

#she posted #laughing #because she was causing unimaginable pain to all her followers #but also weeping because too much to feel #spoilers #dw #doctor feels

Apr 7, 20131,999 notes

#mother of god #this is amazing #au #doctor who #souffle girl #martha jones you are a fucking star #rose mother fucking tyler

Apr 7, 201317,818 notes

#jesus #sometimes i can #but then there's now #doctor who #rings of akhaten #souffle girl #eleven

Apr 5, 2013263 notes

#ecclesex #get it

Apr 5, 2013195,993 notes

#yes good #gifs

Listen

Clara’s Theme

Apr 5, 20136,554 notes

#fffff #doctor who #souffle girl

bryko:

Reminder that the following shows are coming to Netflix instant tomorrow

Adventure Time

Regular Show

Samurai Jack

Johnny Bravo

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Dexter’s Lab

Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

Powerpuff Girls

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated

Chowder

Ed Edd and Eddy

Generator Rex

Boondocks

Venture Bros

Squidbillies

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Apr 5, 201356,806 notes

#I AM SQUEAL BECAUSE DEXTER #AND BECAUSE FOSTER #AND POWERPUFF GIRLS #I REMEMBER THEM BUT I WAS A LITTLE TOO YOUNG AND NOW HERE THEY ARE

Apr 5, 201328,536 notes

#unf right there #food porn #cookies oh yes that's right bitches

Apr 5, 20131,149 notes

#FAVE EPISODE ALERT #doctor who #nine #dalek

Apr 5, 201316,324 notes

#omg the tags #doctor who #ten

Apr 5, 20132,147 notes

#jesus #superwholock

Apr 5, 20136,533 notes

#all of the love #starkid #avpm

Apr 5, 2013118 notes

#i'm so done #nine #doctor who