he's armed and clever!

© everlark

professortennant:

Clara warns him about greasy bacon and fat, juicy sausages and large globs of ketchup on his eggs and the effects of that food on his stomach.

He waves her away with a, “Fuck off” and digs into his breakfast in the TARDIS galley, heartily. 

Thirty minutes later, when he’s rubbing his chest and moaning in the TARDIS about heart burn and an upset stomach, she rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.

"I told you."

She hears him mumble “fuckity fuck” into his folded arms and stifles a giggle. She likes this new him.

The next morning, with a too-sweet smile, she serves him whole-grain oatmeal and sliced banana, with a quick kiss pressed to his temple. 

"Eat up, old man."

He grumbles something in a language she doesn’t know (also probably some variation of ‘fuck’ as that appears to be his new favorite word) and gobbles up his breakfast.

#crying about it #dw #twelve #clara

bad wolf meme - [1/5] Scenes/Moments

#CRYING #NO #FATHER'S DAY #PETE #ROES #DW

#i adore peter capaldi #a lot because of #the thick of it #because i mean #fuckity bye #twelve's catchphrase will be fuckity hi #capaldi

tickle-me-dalek:

On a scale of one to ten HOW RUDE WAS THIS SCENE?!?!

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… skfj s;lkf af !

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#AHAHAAH #i mean yes I AM IN PAAAIIIINNNN #but THIRTEEN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #dw #fifty

oswined-oswald:

Why am I the witch?

#honey pie #souffle girl #dw #fifty

packingmybaggins:

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in:

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything is black

I can’t see.

#CRYING #OMG

the oncoming storm. the destroyer of worlds.

#yep #accurate #omg #doctor #dw

courageiscowardly:

totallyfubar:

davidtennantandbeatlesporn:

snazzy-lemon:

this picture of david tennant trying to iceskate pretty much makes my life

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ROSE, STOP LAUGHING ROSE, ICE SKATING IS THE CURSE OF THE TIMELORDS.

 i am the oncoming storm, but i’m oncoming very slowly because i’m not quite sure how to stop so i dont want to go too fast

#CRYING #OMFG #OMG #DT

doctor-who-is-my-division:

oodmoriarty:

It’s all yours - Planet Earth. Now that’s a retirement plan. But just you be careful, though. No interfering. I don’t want any trouble. Just… just have a nice life. 
Oh Doctor, I will make you proud.

GUYS, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SCENE.

MR. COPPER WENT ON TO CREATE THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION.

YOU KNOW, THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION WHICH INVENTED THE SUBWAVE NETWORK.

THE SUBWAVE NETWORK WHICH HARRIET JONES USED IN ‘THE STOLEN EARTH’ TO BRING THE DOCTOR BACK TO EARTH TO FIGHT THE DALEK INVASION AND STOP THE REALITY BOMB.

MR. COPPER IS THE BIGGEST UNSUNG HERO IN DOCTOR WHO.

#have i reblogged this before? maybe #good enough again #dw

#CRIES #DW #BROTP #FIFTY

"Save me. Please.”
"I can’t do that anymore, Doctor."

#UGH #FIX IT FIC PLS #FIFTY #DW #BAD WOLF #ROES #SOUFFLE GIRL #OTP: AS IT SHOULD BE

#ugh pls #dw #otp: a boy and his box #always reblog doctor's wife

kilodalton:

warriorsdeath:

Did you just say Bad Wolf?

- via rointheta

HIS HAIR GOT HAPPY!! THIS IS HIS HAPPY HOPEFUL HAIR!

#crying #omg #dw #fifty #otp: i believe in her

feministsirius:

mcgonagall pulling sirius into her office after every outburst in fifth year before he moves out & gets disowned and refusing to punish him but instead offering him biscuits and talking to him about quidditch

mcgonagall intercepting howlers so that they never reach him

mcgonagall quietly replacing the books on queerness that keep disappearing from the library’s restricted section after remus has signed in

mcgonagall giving the care of magical creatures and defense against the dark arts professors A Stern Talking To when she hears they’ve been going on anti-werewolf bents in class

mcgonagall mothering students who need her

mcgonagall

#UGH #HP #MCGONAGALL #FAVE PROF ALERT

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

Best boyband ever

#doctor and the doctors #omg #fifty #dw